If we can't buy our entertainment, we'll just make our own

[metaphasia]

Well, I tried to set up a Final Fantasy XIV beta account, and failed miserably after the beta signup section of the website refused to acknowledge my account (despite being logged in on the page which redirected me to the beta sign up page, which, what, why do you even need me to sign in again if I'm already signed in, and how do you claim my account doesn't exist if I'm already signed in?).

So, instead, have a meme taken from musesfool:

Comment with the name of a ship from a fandom I know and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following whichever of the following scenarios you specify would go down for them:

Fake dating
Bodyswap
Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
Dark!fic
Secret kinks
Their first kiss
Meeting the parents
Moving in together
A crossover of my choice
An au of my choice
If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

Ask away! I'm at least passingly familiar with most fandoms, so even if I haven't posted anything for a particular pairing (which, let's be honest, at this point is most fandoms, let alone pairings), I might ship it or at least be familiar with it and can give you something.