Selected Readings from the Well of Lost Plots

[metaphasia]

Let's play a game! Here's a new meme.

In the comments below, give me the title of a book. Not a real book, one that doesn't exist. And I will respond with the plot summary of the book, as I see it.

Comments

[elanya]

Ooh fun! I'm bored at work - perfect :V Have three!

The Introduction of Vaymarus Nisya

Cats Should Know Better

Star Sixteen

Because nothing says "good idea" like putting teenagers in outer space

[metaphasia]

Okay, so I haven't had time to do all three yet, but here's the first (well, last, actually) one:

Star Sixteen:

Astrid is only 16 and already has it made; she's a rock star, and lives on another planet. Well, she lives on Aphrodite, the space station in orbit around Venus with her family. But when her parents get reassigned to Hell, the only research station on the former planet of Pluto and the most remote and isolated posting in the solar system, she discovers that there is a world of difference between being a chart topping sensation on a station the size of a small city and in being literally millions of miles from your closest fan. In addition, will she be able to make her long (long, long) distance relationship work, or will she wind up falling for the resident bad boy of Hell?

[metaphasia]

2/3 (If you can't tell by now that I love terrible puns, especially with names, I give up hope)

Cats Should Know Better:

Katherine Monroe was an extremely successful lobbyist in Washington, DC until she felt that her job wasn't making a difference and retired to become a private detective.
However, no one seems to want to hire a detective with no experience, until she finally is asked to find the missing daughter of a senator.
By all rights, the case should be over when the girl shows up again, two days later, but Katherine has always been curious, and there are too many unanswered questions in this case for her to stop looking. And if she can find the answers, she may uncover a massive conspiracy.
If her curiosity doesn't get her killed first.