My sense of humor is not like your Earth humor

So I was on my drive home today, when the song "Material Girl" came on the radio. I think it would be the perfect song for Yuffie, especially if it was modified a little to be "Materia Girl" instead.
Which then led me to the idea of a cosplay masquerade sketch involving the first Midgar karaoke contest.
Sephiroth appears to be winning, until Cloud sweeps perfect scores from everyone, even the Russian judge, with his stirring performance of 4'33".