You have successfully lobbied for a new bug tracker. It is totally unusable, and I'm also going to strangle you.

I'm out of the country in a radically different time zone for two weeks and you're the only one in the IRC channel at this hour who is actually in the same building with my machine which isn't responding anymore and really needs a hard reboot.

Only one group can get this funding. Nothing personal, but you're not going to get it.

This is my dream job posting. It's yours too? Oh ... dear.